Ha ha Doc, hmmm, gettin eaten at Chopes...or gettin slapped at the Wedge. They both go down the bottom of my to do list.
I am going to say that my worst wipeout was when I did my shoulder at Cheezy's. It was only about 4-5 foot but when I stood up, the water was lapping at my ankles hence the mutilated shoulder and excessive vomiting on the beach
I reckon You would take this category though eh Jonno, ya got the x-rays to prove it!